tits

tits
1. (tits) (14678↑, 1503↓)
Women's secret source of power over men. Having the right tits often results in social and economic gain.
2. (tits) (8308↑, 2515↓)
1:womens breasts 2:good, tight, cool, awesome, off the meat rack

1:yo man, u see da tits on that gurl?\! 2:yo i just picked up that new game, shit is tits\!

3. (tits) (7580↑, 2226↓)
Proof of the existence of god.
4. (Tits) (5083↑, 1603↓)
Pacifiers for men and women. Something to look at when talking to a woman.

"hope she doesn't notice me looking at those fine tits"

5. (tits) (3492↑, 908↓)
protrusions on womens' chests which have the power to attract mens' eyes

other terms for tits US: hooters, bazookas, gazongas, knockers UK: fun bags, Bristols, jugs, baps, melons, knockers FRANCE: Boules SPAIN: Cocos, domingas, tetangas, papayas JAPAN: Chi-chis CZECH REPUBLIC: Mliekarne (refers to a shop that only sells milk) RUSSIA: Grudis, siskis ICELAND: Bublur

6. (Tits) (2110↑, 788↓)
1. Awesome, amazing, stellar, crazy, unbelievable, awe-inspiring, overwhelming, mind blowing, shocking, majestic magnificent, impressive, cool, grand, stupefying, wonderful NOTE:The word 'tits' can replace any of these words in normal speech. Chya\!

Dude, that was tits\! That roller coaster was TITS\!

7. (Tits) (1844↑, 617↓)
Breasts\!

'Nice tits love'

8. (tits) (693↑, 143↓)
tits are playthings.

oh, carmen, take off your shirt and let me play with your beautiful tits

9. (tits) (788↑, 293↓)
two glands located on a woman's chest that carries milk glands to feed the children, and NIPPLES FOR GUYS TO SUCK ON. Usually round with a variety of sizes, colorations, and shapes. also good for licking, smacking, twisting, pulling, headbutting, eating off of, and biting/nibbling.

This bitch has nice round perfect ass tits.

Author: Soultronics http://tits.urbanup.com/247022
10. (tits) (595↑, 141↓)
breasts. plain and simple (not really).

take your girlfriend to the frozen food section of a store. Watch the magic unfold on her tits\! Guy: Oh my god\! Your tits\!\! Woman: Uhhhh... I can explain? Guy: no need to\! (fondling her tits)

Author: wakalakalover45 http://tits.urbanup.com/1177228
11. (tits) (458↑, 139↓)
If I had tits, I'd play with them all day. I wouldn't leave the house, I wouldn't shower, I wouldn't eat (unless not eating made my tits smaller, then I'd eat a bunch of fatty foods).

Dude, it stinks in here. Open a window. There are dishes full of half eaten lasagna all over the place. Have you been outside all week? Oh, dude, don't do that\! Seriously, stop that\! At least wait till I leave to play with your tits. Listen, people are starting to worry about you. You really need help.

Author: Dude Who Desires a Bountiful Pair http://tits.urbanup.com/1953543
12. (TITS) (308↑, 26↓)
What straight guys and little girls both dream of getting.

Little girl to Santa Claus: I want Tits for Christmas. Santa: You and me both. Little Girl: But you've already got some.

Author: R. Hitchcock http://tits.urbanup.com/3016100
13. (tits) (359↑, 84↓)
Items which should be on any menu. May come with a side portion of face spanking.

"Two portions of tits please. Cheers luv."

14. (tits) (366↑, 143↓)
a great source of blackmale used by girls x

if you dont buy me that dimond necklace , you wont touch my tits \!

15. (tits) (214↑, 45↓)
A woman's breasts, including or not including nipples. For guys, it's normally just nipples unless they're fat.

"Look at this bitch on the side of the road WITH HER TITS HANGING OUT\!\!\!\!"

Author: UDArticleMakerandorEditor http://tits.urbanup.com/2486667
16. (Tits) (218↑, 56↓)
A created by god to make humanity submit to his will.

God: So, how about you two start creating a new civilization by populating the earth. Adam: I don't really feel like fucking eve, nothing special about her, sooo, no fuck you. I don't care if you created me. God: TITS\!\!\! *LIGHTING BOLT --- Eve now has D cups* Adam: Whatever you desire sir\!

17. (tits) (206↑, 48↓)
women's breast.[jugs]

Man\! When I kissed that chick her tits were right on my chest. I enjoy dating girls with big tits instead of little tits.

Author: iwantabigtitchick http://tits.urbanup.com/2341438
18. (tits) (202↑, 50↓)
Cushiony, soft, sexy pillows of love.

Phil wasnt really listening to Sam. She was too boing too talk to, so he staed at her tits. Mmm Tits...

19. (tits) (192↑, 59↓)
the big roung things that girls have on their chest's. also know as [boobs].

cool tits ya got there.

Author: jacktheshit36 http://tits.urbanup.com/1938635
20. (tits) (187↑, 74↓)
Fun Bags\!

Ample bosums are bags of fun

21. (tits) (365↑, 260↓)
A woman's best friend and greatest power. The seat of her power over men.

I enjoy my tits\! So do most men, although most women don't like them.

Author: Little Deby Big Boobs http://tits.urbanup.com/1270936
22. (tits) (142↑, 53↓)
Something I was looking at earlier

man, i love hot tits

23. (Tits) (88↑, 28↓)
Female breasts. Swells during sex. used to arouse males of all animals, including humans, chimpanzees, lions, et al.

Holy shit look at Katie Reese's tits\!

Author: Take off your bra(ssiere) http://tits.urbanup.com/3621796
24. (Tits) (81↑, 22↓)
Ugly or Beutiful Firm Or Saggy Big or Flat It's what most men want...

Guy\#1 Man I want some tits\! Guy\#2 Same Here\!

Author: sargatanas4456\@yahoo.com http://tits.urbanup.com/2945847
25. (TITS) (141↑, 84↓)
drugs, as in the HBO show Oz

I need some tits man.

26. (tits) (75↑, 24↓)
Tits is a slang term for breasts

That woman has some big tits

27. (tits) (95↑, 53↓)
some thing to play with when your bored and they're the first thing that catches your eye.

im bored but damn look at those things.

28. (tits) (93↑, 69↓)
A slang term often used by teenagers to describe a pair of breasts.

Dude, she has some nice tits.

29. (Tits) (72↑, 49↓)
Bouyancy accessories only found on women when they are helpless in the sea. Also provide milk

Hey, dude, u see that two hills in the middle of the ocean? Weird...I think those are flags at the peaks, arent they?

30. (tits) (34↑, 12↓)
breasts of a woman, the part of a woman that produces milk for her baby, the part of a woman that should not be contained in a bra, but sadly often is.

"nice tits" or "hey baby can i hold your tits"

Author: MikeyVanMichealson http://tits.urbanup.com/1782892
31. (TITS) (50↑, 28↓)
THAT IS THE SHIT a referance to something that is incredibly badass

speaker1: what do you think of my new bike speaker2: TITS

32. (tits) (38↑, 17↓)
A womens way of saying

"look we have something too,as she pulls up her top and reveals two massive tits"

33. (Tits) (28↑, 9↓)
The external source of a woman's internal sexual power.

"Dude, you've got to stop staring at those tits\!"

34. (tits) (79↑, 60↓)
Tits: the one thing fat girls have to be proud of that the skinny girls don't have. However, due to breast implants this balance of beauty is being threatened.

look at those TITS\!\!\!\!

35. (TITS) (47↑, 30↓)
Termenally Infected Testicals Syndrome

Me:she gave me tits. Him:high five. Me:no the other kind. Him:shit sorry man

36. (tits) (53↑, 37↓)
a fleshy, fun pillow on one's girlfriend

ahh, i slept like a baby on my girlfriend's \<u\> tits \</u\>

37. (Tits) (22↑, 10↓)
the most beautiful thing of the female body they can be used for just about anything. they come in a variety of sizes and are generally fun to grasp

a:Did you see those tits? b:yes i did a:wow b:i would fuck them tits a:yep

38. (tits) (32↑, 21↓)
big breasts. Usually Girls named Chelsea and Christina have big tits, They're usually brunette and their tits are real.

That brunette has some fine ass tits man.

39. (Tits) (29↑, 20↓)
or gtfo.

Stupid Chick On Internet: hey /b/, am I hot? Pic related anon: Tits or gtfo.

40. (tits) (29↑, 20↓)
tight, cool, awesome, etc.. (This is off of South Park)

Man 1: Hey bro, I got you some whataburger. Man 2: Aw tits man, thanks\!

Author: Doctor Bananas http://tits.urbanup.com/3001051
41. (tits) (11↑, 3↓)
The most fun things to play with. In the world

Take off that shirt so i can juggle your tits\!

Author: themasterofurbanwords http://tits.urbanup.com/5355311
42. (Tits) (25↑, 18↓)
(n.) In the 10-cup, "Beirut" variation of Beer Pong, the Tits is a re-rack called at 6 cups in which two small triangles of 3 cups each are placed next to each other. Not typically called, given the availability of the classic Beeramid rack.

I haven't had Tits in a while, Kyle, so let's get that.

Author: TheLoudestFan http://tits.urbanup.com/3907272
43. (tits) (13↑, 7↓)
An acronym for TWO IN THE SHIRT. Used covertly by perverts.

Kid in Church: "Yo father, that nun got some big tits\!\!\!" Priest: "Yes my child. That milf has TWO IN THE SHIRT"

Author: Ezekiel Calhoun http://tits.urbanup.com/5390733
44. (Tits) (18↑, 13↓)
Big eyes that are not on your head\! The guys will come running\!

Tits will light a guys fire\! Come on baby light my fire\!

45. (Tits) (7↑, 3↓)
The most wonderful things in life. They are also known as the [breasts], a woman's most attractive feature. They come in all shapes and sizes. They are what women use to control men.

Yo, Alex, Kirsten and courtney have some nice tits\!" "Yeah i know, they are the sexiest tits around\!

Author: The big bad tit man http://tits.urbanup.com/5635825
46. (Tits) (7↑, 3↓)
1. Hot boobs, referred to by guys 2. A bird 3. You are really sick for looking this up

Nature Nerd: Hey dude\! lookat those tits\! Guy: Where? I dont see any chics\! NatureNerd: Not chicks\! Tits\! Those birds over there\! Gosh\! Guy: OH

Author: ChocolateFantasyUnicorn http://tits.urbanup.com/5410377
47. (TITS) (32↑, 28↓)
Something really good that happened to you

Zach: Mike, You just flipped that house in one month and made a shit load Mike: I know, that was the tits\!

Author: Chilie Wilders http://tits.urbanup.com/3667895
48. (tits) (18↑, 16↓)
adj. Somthing that kicks epic ass to the point where it is beyond the normal words like 'cool' or 'awesome'. Tits is used in situations that are unique, groundbreaking, awe inspiring, somthing that makes you feel really good,or just really exciting.

" Remember when we snuck out and hopped the fence to the community pool and went skinnydipping and didnt get home till 3 in the morning? That shit was Tits\!\!\!\!"

49. (tits) (1↑, 0↓)
The squishiest things you will ever find.

La'Quisha has huge tits.

50. (Tits) (4↑, 3↓)
as well as the noun form of the word that is synonomous with boobs tits is also a universal adjective it can be used having possitive or negitive connotaions. its pretty much the greatest word ever created by man.

those are some nice tits thats the tits its cold as tits man im hot as tits right now aww tits i forgot to turn in that assignment

Author: papawoodey6969 http://tits.urbanup.com/5430252
51. (Tits) (22↑, 21↓)
adjective; a word meaning cool, tight, awsome, or beast.

Hey tom your shirt is tits\!

52. (Tits) (64↑, 63↓)
Prison slang for drugs, whether they are prescription or designer. Made famous by the television show Oz.

"Yo O'Reilly, you got any tits?"

53. (tits) (0↑, 0↓)
Tits is another meaning for heroin. As heard on the tv series "Oz" where the character Simon Adebisi screams "GIMMIE SOME TIIIIIITS\!\!\!" Also used around the Chicagoland area by some people. Getting titted out refers to doing heroin.

"Hey man lets go get some tits." "I really wanna get titted out" Guy 1: "Are you titted out?" Guy 2: "Hell yeah man I'm suckin on them tits man"

54. (tits) (0↑, 0↓)
Basically breasts. Used by most normal people, unless they are trying to be all clean and say [boobs]. If a girl has a nice pair of them, they will be more successul usually, especially in combination with a big [ass]. They surround this page, in the form of the tshirt sites' advertisement. Those girls have WONDERFUL ones. It can also mean a certain type of bird, however these are mentioned less now because of the above definition.

Tits

Author: FPSJesus1996 http://tits.urbanup.com/6327599
55. (tits) (2↑, 2↓)
girl balls

ouch stop punching my girl ballls(tits)

Author: beanerweiner http://tits.urbanup.com/5955919
56. (tits) (2↑, 2↓)
an acronym for Think It Through Stupid

Guy1:How do gears work Guy2:tits

57. (Tits) (13↑, 13↓)
Synonym for "cool". A word typically used by people from Las Vegas, NV.

"That party tonight is gonna be tits\!"

Author: The Panda Pimp with Big Guns http://tits.urbanup.com/4378598
58. (tits) (1↑, 2↓)
Some people in Indonesia: Tits = marijuana.

"let's burn some tits.. " "turn that tits please.. "

59. (Tits) (4↑, 5↓)
The amazing tit is common to see in everyday life. In human mothers, it is used mostly to feed their young, to feed them "milk", which comes from usually small, but sometimes large peripherals called "nipples." However, in most human whores, they are mainly used to suck, or fuck, to blow a load onto, to sqeeze, to shake, to pee on in movies which are in mordern times refered to as porongraphy, "porn," or "chick flicks."

"Whip out ye' tit honey and feed that there baby some milk\!" " Oh please\! Fuck my tits, cum on them now baby\!"

60. (tits) (6↑, 7↓)
boobs drugs (prison term)

Pam has some big tits. I've been slinging tits all day.

61. (Tits) (23↑, 24↓)
A created by god to make humanity submit to his will.

God: So, how about you two start creating a new civilization by populating the earth. Adam: I don't really feel like fucking eve, nothing special about her, sooo, no fuck you. I don't care if you created me. God: TITS\!\!\! *LIGHTING BOLT --- Eve now has D cups* Adam: Whatever you desire sir\!

62. (tits) (8↑, 9↓)
1. Adj. Expression used in construction to describe something that is both plumb (straight up and down) and level at the same time. 2. N. Glorious protrusions of the female form; proof of the existence of a higher power.

1. OK Charley this window is level now can you bring the top in toward me just about an [rch] to get it plumb... TITS, thats perfect\! 2. Did you see the tits on her?\! Wow, there is a God.

Author: Call Me Ishmael http://tits.urbanup.com/2458692
63. (Tits) (292↑, 293↓)
meaning something is good or cool.

as said by eric cartman. "totally tits you guys"

64. (tits) (0↑, 2↓)
lifes hard and it comes in two's

i left the broad three dollars and if she don't come bacc with a six dollar burgar i'm gonna take twelve dollars out her ass....tits

65. (TITS) (0↑, 2↓)
This is the shit.

TITS bro\!

Author: The Book of Awesome http://tits.urbanup.com/6036579
66. (tits) (1↑, 3↓)
tits- is a way of saying a BAD words with out getting in trouble.

ohhhhh tits, TITS\!, tit head, son of a tit,

Author: karolynn hodges http://tits.urbanup.com/6032482
67. (tits) (0↑, 2↓)
Whatever you are referring to is cool or the shit

Me:I finally have the weekend off\! Friend: that's tits\!\! Me: that party was tits\!\!

Author: Heatherrrrrrrp http://tits.urbanup.com/6012707
68. (Tits) (1↑, 3↓)
Y u no show them?\!

Titsorgtfo.

69. (tits) (14↑, 16↓)
a universal word that can replace anyword in the entire universe.

EXAMPLE: 1.oh my tits\! 2.holy tits\! 3.im bord as tits. 4.thank tits.

Author: Catherine and Rachel http://tits.urbanup.com/2962525
70. (Tits) (0↑, 3↓)
Someone (usually a guy) who has big tits, and is usually fucking gay.

"Yo tits" "Hey tits, shut the fuck up"

71. (tits) (2↑, 5↓)
prison slang for drugs

"i want your tits" "i need some tits"

72. (tits) (2↑, 5↓)
has nothing to do with actual tits, it just means... tits

i.e. "hey [person], tits\!" i.e. the other day my teacher caught me cheating on my test and asked me about it, it was pretty titsty i.e. while at parties, it is entertaining to high five everyone and say "tits"

73. (Tits) (12↑, 15↓)
An exclamation for anything deemed great.

Man, that movie was tits\!

74. (tits) (23↑, 26↓)
The reason why men can never win an argument with a woman...

Whose the one with the tits round ere, me? Good so shut it\!

Author: Granny Weatherwax http://tits.urbanup.com/1455931
75. (Tits) (29↑, 32↓)
those lovely bouncy things infront of ladies.

tits are great i wish i had a pair

Author: Johnny B Goode http://tits.urbanup.com/145456
76. (tits) (20↑, 24↓)
BOOBS\! HUGE ASS BOOBS\! Tits are most commonly the breats of a female. This includes her nice round nips, and her big milkjugs\!

Zack: I love your nice round tits\! Genesis: They are all natural\! Zack: GREAT\!

Author: degenerationSEX http://tits.urbanup.com/1864672
77. (tits) (3↑, 8↓)
Tits are often parts of a female but sometimes males have them too and this means they can be nicknames "tits"

Tits-heyyy whats gwarnnninnn in theee hoood stranger 1 - who the fuck are you talking to you fat shit stranger 2 - who the fuck was he stranger 1 - i duno , but i know he had massive breats stranger

78. (tits) (3↑, 8↓)
word meaning cool, sweet, sick, awesome, or just plain fucking amazing \!

Aidan: this party is the tits \! Dallas: I know right \!

79. (tits) (29↑, 34↓)
tits, exclaimation expressing great joy, wonder, excitement, or happiness. Often preceded by "fucking". Awesome, the shit

Rock's new tattoo was fucking tits\!

80. (tits) (35↑, 40↓)
something that catches my attention...

I was walking down the street when all of a sudden my heads(hehe) turned to see some big hot tits

81. (tits) (2↑, 8↓)
awesome, amazing, good, cool, etc. not to be used around women

"that was tits, dude\!"

82. (tits) (8↑, 14↓)
What you say when something surprises you, angers you, or you feel a turrets-esque urge to yell it out.

Tits\! I forgot my book at home.

83. (tits) (8↑, 14↓)
something that you look at when chicks run in slow mo; cuddly; soft; amazing.

"OMFG look at those TITS -- THEY HAVE RIPPLES on them\!" "mmm... my teddy bear is TITS" "omfg this chocolate is tits"

84. (tits) (28↑, 34↓)
the 2 cute things guys like to stare at (not the eyes)

doug: haha nice tits jackie: ewww i hate that word doug: ooo nice ta ta's jackie: much better

85. (tits) (3↑, 10↓)
when answering the door, simply exclaim....titssssssss.. as a salutation. another word for yes, another word for hello

"we hanging out tmrw?" "titssssss"

86. (tits) (6↑, 13↓)
someting that is cool, or awesome or dank

Dude, that party was so tits\!

87. (tits) (6↑, 13↓)
totally incredibly tight son;awesome or tight; something cool

"this movie was so tits" "thats pretty tits"

88. (tits) (15↑, 22↓)
As in,"That's the tits\!". Used when describing something unbelievable. A phrase one shouts out when overly excited. Means;greatest, chillest, sickest, etc.

"Dude check out my new car" " That's the fucking tits\!" "Can you believe that girl went home with me last night?" "That's the tits no doubt, she had the tits too so its a double whammy\!"

89. (tits) (2↑, 10↓)
A term used to describe something negative: Shitty, crappy, bummer, unfortunate, sucky, damn, being in a state of unhappiness Or Also used to describe something positive such as: Amazing, good, awesome, fucking awesome, great, wonderful, delicious, appealing, excellent, fucking excellent.

-"I just failed my test" -"Tits\!" -"I won $100" -"Tits\!"

90. (Tits) (10↑, 18↓)
a synonym for cool,refering to the show south park

this is so tits\!lets go get a tits drink\!

Author: Swamp Cokies http://tits.urbanup.com/2790431
91. (Tits) (22↑, 30↓)
The Best thing on a woman

Look at the tits on that\!

92. (Tits) (43↑, 51↓)
nice juicy lumps with nipples on the front of a woman. One of Gods best achievements. next to ass\!\!\!\!\!

Carmen Elestra has nice Norks. Full tits are Beta than bee stings. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Author: Chris Marsh http://tits.urbanup.com/355309
93. (TITS) (35↑, 43↓)
Plural for Tit, the female breast

TITS, TITS, TITS\!\!\! Sweet TITS\!\!\!

94. (Tits) (1↑, 10↓)
A rhetorical device used as a means of adding emphises to a sentence or statement. Similar to that of Themis, Tits can be used to express any feeling or emotion by simply placing "tits" in the sentence.

Man it's tits hot out. Holy tits that was fun. That midterm was tits hard.

Author: protectedmodeon http://tits.urbanup.com/3884794
95. (TITS) (1↑, 10↓)
an exclamatory word used in in positive manner syn. sweet, fuckin great, cool. ant. horse shit, sucks, fuckin a

When you getta paper back and you gotta A on the mother, scream TITS as you are very excited.

96. (tits) (2↑, 11↓)
An indurstrial term meaning an object such as a beam is set to plumb or as described on a drawing.

"That wall is tits, you can sheet rock it now."

97. (tits) (4↑, 13↓)
an equal replacemnet for shit

Friend: "your dog just ate your ticket to the concert" you- "Aw tits" Friend- "Dude i just had sex with a girl\!" You- "Yeah man thats the tits\!"

98. (tits) (4↑, 13↓)
adjective: a description of anything good, exceptional, amazing, or great.

"That concert was tits." "Last night was tits."

Author: samcheeseburger http://tits.urbanup.com/2767111
99. (Tits) (31↑, 40↓)
The wonderful soft things on mature woman, which provides pleasure and food to the human being. One of the highlight views to watch, when having sex or just a normal conversation. They provide extreme pleasure when squeezed and sucked on the nipples. Those activities gives an extaslike feeling on both genders. Horny guys have sex on the tits by pressing them against each other and fuck the tits through the "hole" appearing on inside the wall of tits. When cum is blasting, then you've got an facial.
100. (Tits) (25↑, 34↓)
Water balloons, jugs, boobs, boobies, [dirty pillows], beach balls, knockers, titties, hooters, grabbers, honkers, bouncers, big 'uns, breasts, watermelons, melons, water bags, suckers

"HIAY HU WANTZ 2 FEELL MAI TITS?////" - Britney Spears discovers the internet.

Author: Bastardized Bottomburp http://tits.urbanup.com/124074
101. (tits) (19↑, 29↓)
1: The two mammary glands located on a woman's chest. 2: A couple of fools. 3: adj. Nice, cool, sweet, etc...

Those sweet rims on Eric's 4x4 pickup are tits.

102. (tits) (27↑, 37↓)
mammary glands that produce milk for babies

"Silly man, tits are for kids."

Author: mama_milkbar http://tits.urbanup.com/1384232
103. (tits) (16↑, 26↓)
A bountiful source of comfort, worth more than all the expensive posturpedic pillows in the world.

Jake[crying]: Mom, Annette broke up with me today Mom: Oh, honey, come lay on mama's chest. Jake[smiling happily]: Okay\! [Nuzzles against his mother's 40DD tits.]

104. (Tits) (14↑, 24↓)
1. The predominant attractive feature that (when large and appealing) allows women to get large advantages in everyday life. 2. The nickname of Matt Russell.

1. Wow you have huge tits, would you like to be my secretary? 2. Yo Tits your a p-i-m-p.

Author: kate is bait http://tits.urbanup.com/923406
105. (tits) (15↑, 25↓)
great, good , anything of good value

that's tits, " that's great"

Author: jamie niemela http://tits.urbanup.com/279498
106. (Tits) (23↑, 33↓)
two things you look at so you dont get bored\!\!

wow\!\! look at the TITS on that girl\!\!\!\!

Author: someone who shall remain name less\!\! http://tits.urbanup.com/205220
107. (Tits) (49↑, 59↓)
Something straight men are attracted to, and like to put syrup on and lick it off.

Me

108. (TITS) (16↑, 27↓)
Stands for TRAFFIC INDUCED TOURETTE'S SYNDROME. A condition brought on by the stupidity of people while driving in traffic. Often causes sufferer to blurt out incredibly colorful profanity at inappropriate times. There is no known cure.

Bill: "\@\#$%*\! with a \#$%\@* and $\#\@\!&*%$\# \#$\@\!\#$%%\#\!" Sandy: "Bill, your TITS are showing again." Bill: "I know. But that guy was a \#$%\@\!* $\#\@%&*\! with a \#$%&\@\# and he can go \#$%*& himself with $%\#\@*&\!"

Author: Marci Savage http://tits.urbanup.com/2605946
109. (tits) (5↑, 16↓)
underneath the chin and above the stomach. or knees.depending on the age group.it is also the reason for men to live, and if ur a guy, and ur lookin this word up, ur either a homo or a peice of shit\!\!

(00) -(.)(.)\<---- tits II / \

Author: Mashfik Ahmed http://tits.urbanup.com/2234762
110. (tits) (15↑, 26↓)
The best part of the female body. Also becoming notorious for excruciating pain when struck due to the large number of nerve endings in the tits.

Man, her tits are awesome\! Ouch\! That guy totally hit my tits with that soccer ball\!

111. (tits) (14↑, 25↓)
Referring to a women's breasts, bust, or anything thereof

Damn that girl has huge breasts

112. (tits) (14↑, 25↓)
big boobes tities the females chest or brest boys like them andare atrated to them BOOBIES i luv them

Ma bicth lets me stick ma dick in her tits az well as uther great places ur mom duz to guys\!

Author: ashley the transsexual http://tits.urbanup.com/1077976
113. (tits) (2↑, 14↓)
Gynecomastia, a condition in which firm breast tissue (tits-like) forms in males.

Most old men frequently shows up tits-like tissues or gynecomastia in their chest

114. (Tits) (21↑, 33↓)
Cool, or Awesome.

"Thats SO Tits\!" or "Thats not tits at all, Loser."

115. (tits) (29↑, 41↓)
What a woman has before she develops saggies.

They were once so firm\!

Author: Lord Jackson of Dribblespunk http://tits.urbanup.com/465846
116. (Tits) (23↑, 35↓)
A woman's chest

I've got great tits..

117. (tits) (3↑, 16↓)
tommy from down the street

hey tits what it it?

Author: the real god damn mike damn it http://tits.urbanup.com/2874804
118. (tits) (5↑, 18↓)
A word used as a replacement for any word meaning female. often used by rednecks and hillbillies in the extreme northern part of California.

TITS get your ass over here\!

119. (tits) (24↑, 37↓)
protrusions on womens' chests which have the power to attract mens' eyes. other terms below.

tits: US: hooters, bazookas, gazongas, knockers UK: fun bags, Bristols, jugs, baps, melons, knockers FRANCE: Boules SPAIN: Cocos, domingas, tetangas, papayas JAPAN: Chi-chis CZECH REPUBLIC: Kozy, Necky, Cecky, Melouny, Mlikarny (refers to dairy), Dudy RUSSIA: Grudis, siskis ICELAND: Bublur

120. (tits) (9↑, 22↓)
breast eeding incraments or just something nice wink wink

"Are you telling jokes. I love jokes.(-lady) Alright you'll love this one. Why do women have boobs? (lady stands in shock) So you got something to look at when your talkin to them."(-Peter Griffin)

Author: robble robble robble http://tits.urbanup.com/1397821
121. (tits) (19↑, 32↓)
protrusions on womens' chests which have the power to attract mens' eyes other terms for tits US: hooters, bazookas, gazongas, knockers UK: fun bags, Bristols, jugs, baps, melons, knockers FRANCE: Boules SPAIN: Cocos, domingas, tetangas, papayas JAPAN: Chi-chis CZECH REPUBLIC: Mliekarne (refers to a shop that only sells milk)

fun bags, Bristols, jugs, baps, melons, knockers, Cocos, domingas, tetangas, papayas

122. (tits) (43↑, 56↓)
Make your willy hard and big.

Fuckin ell i love tits, thank u god for tits

123. (Tits) (22↑, 35↓)
The reason men talk to women.

The only reason I even talk to that bitch is because her tits are hugs.

124. (tits) (11↑, 24↓)
1. great huge knockers on a girls chest that u squeze everyday. 2. that fat bastard has hude man tits.

1. i love to grab thouse tits 2. u have huge man tits.

Author: night rider http://tits.urbanup.com/267349
125. (tits) (19↑, 32↓)
Tits, slang for boobs, taken from "Tune In Tokyo"

she has the best looking tits on the planet.

126. (Tits) (18↑, 31↓)
Mounds,usually two,Some point to God,some drag the ground.

Man,I could use a tit right now, a big one,right in the middle, one that shoots BEER.

127. (Tits) (18↑, 31↓)
or Teets, the two scoops of flesh on a female's chest that produce the juice to nurture the infants. Also, provides please to the female when squeezed firmly or flicked with your index finger. They especially like it when you grab them in public and say, "Come on baby I just want to show everyone that I love you(r tits)"

"That would be totally TITS you guys \!\!"

Author: Poster Nutbag http://tits.urbanup.com/146461
128. (tits) (15↑, 28↓)
Cushony nice things that i like to suck on. (Im a monkey and i am trained to do this stuff.)

That female monkeys bazookas are huge\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

Author: A Hily Egukated monkey http://tits.urbanup.com/88055
129. (Tits) (15↑, 28↓)
fun bags
130. (Tits) (10↑, 23↓)
Cool, awsome, sweet

Shit son your car is the tits

131. (tits) (8↑, 22↓)
Proof that there IS a God.

Tits. Sweet, sweet tits.

132. (Tits) (17↑, 31↓)
Awesome. Something completely satisfying. A gratifying thing or experience.

Man, that candy bar was tits.

133. (Tits) (7↑, 21↓)
Tits is a drink made up of 1 part raspberry rum, 1 part pineapple juice, add ice and enjoy

a fuckin tasty drink LET'S MAKE US SOME TITS\!\!

134. (Tits) (14↑, 28↓)
Protrusions on womens' chests which have the power to attract mens' eyes. Other terms for tits US: hooters, bazookas, gazongas, knockers,Boules,Cocos, domingas, tetangas, papayas,Chi-chis,fun bags, Bristols, jugs, baps, melons.

1. The predominant attractive feature that (when large and appealing) allows women to get large advantages in everyday life. 2. Two glands located on a woman's chest that carries milk glands to feed the children, and NIPPLES FOR GUYS TO SUCK ON. Usually round with a variety of sizes, colorations, and shapes. also good for licking, smacking, twisting, pulling, headbutting, eating off of, and biting/nibbling.

135. (TITS) (13↑, 27↓)
Used to describe something "cool".

That part was the TITS\!

136. (tits) (13↑, 27↓)
Eric Cartman's way of saying cool.

Hey you guys, this plan is so tits\!

137. (Tits) (22↑, 36↓)
a womens air bags

they are some big tits u got there\!

138. (Tits) (38↑, 52↓)
The two bouncy round objects on a woman's chest.

Holy, those TITS are HUGE\!\!

139. (Tits) (5↑, 20↓)
The wonderful thing god created for men, or sometimes women.. Some even say this is god itself.

omg I love women with big tits they're the best

140. (tits) (9↑, 24↓)
Synonym for "cool". Can be used in place of "cool". Synonyms include cool, awesome, amazing, bad ass, etc.

That movie was tits\! Those tits were TITS\! Your mom is tits\!

141. (tits) (25↑, 40↓)
what every man needs to touch in his life

pervert 1: i touched this girls tits last night at the party. pervert2: big shit. i look and feel a prostitutes tits every day. pervert 1 : fuck you\! its my first time .respect that pervert 2 : fucking loser. i bet you still live iwth your mom too pervert 1: uhhh..... maybe.....

142. (tits) (7↑, 22↓)
Anagram for "Taking the Internet Too Seriously." Can be used in a number of situation where someone takes unnecessary offense at something online, especially when debating in forums.

"Dude, my friend got really pissed off at you for that online debate yesterday." "Seriously? She's got a bad case of TITS, man."

143. (Tits) (10↑, 25↓)
Adj, Noun. When something is very enjoyable in a positive way.

"Those new sneakers are tits." "Abby, I love your haircut. Your new bangs are tits." "Pardon me, Doctor, but it would be tits if you'd prescribe me some more vicadin."

Author: College Student Brian S. http://tits.urbanup.com/1113616
144. (tits) (8↑, 23↓)
a compliment or statement of something being perfect.

i can't believe we just won tickets to see so n' so, that's tits.

145. (tits) (13↑, 28↓)
occurrences of (normally) two arge soft lumpy sections on a womans body. They are located on the front side of the torso below the head and above the waist and are reasonably symmetrical

many examples of chests exist and they vary between ages considerably

146. (tits) (21↑, 36↓)
human breasts a kind of bird

look at her tits look at that pretty tit over there

147. (tits) (12↑, 27↓)
chuckie steinruck--he has rather large tits. breasts. boobies. melons. jugs. hooters.

we were totally hanging out with tits today, and he smacked me in the face with his tits.

Author: Cassie FACE\! http://tits.urbanup.com/602327
148. (tits) (11↑, 26↓)
*A type of mouse (called a titmouse). *Breasts. *What I used to think were nipples. I must have been 10 when I thought we called'em tits, but I grew up and learned that that's what we call breasts. I don't know why. It just sounds appropriate to call nipples tits. I'll never understand this world....geez I better quit defining words this way, I think I'm beginning to like it\! O,o

"Man she gots some huge tits man."

149. (tits) (3↑, 19↓)
Used (as a man or lesbian) to describe somthing cool.

"Dude, that ollie was so tits\!"

150. (tits) (9↑, 25↓)
its another word for rad. or cool. or dank. you know?

That movie was so tits.

151. (tits) (12↑, 28↓)
super cool. like ultra cool.

see that guy over there? he's SUPER [tits]. he gave me a dollar yesterday.

Author: christinaaaaaa http://tits.urbanup.com/1445746
152. (Tits) (2↑, 19↓)
A way to give props or compliment a noun.

"Did you see the football game sunday? It was the tits." "This pie is so good, it's the tits."

153. (TITS) (12↑, 29↓)
Turnip Throwing Society. A society that rescues turnips that are about to be eaten by nasty inconsiderate people and grooms them and gives them good homes.

I've just found a turnip trembling in a pot of water that's getting hotter by the minute\! Some woman is about to eat it for her tea\! Quick, get it to the Royal Turnip palace immediately before he gets eaten\! The TITS will know what to do\!

Author: Tracy the Turnip Queen http://tits.urbanup.com/2043820
154. (tits) (4↑, 21↓)
(something being cool)

like that car is tits

155. (tits) (5↑, 22↓)
A word that can take the place of "cool". . . Origin: A guy, like myself, would look at any pair of boobs without any hesitation; no matter how fat or skanky, because the shirt is up over the female's head. Hence: Tits are cooler than cool becase they always seem to get the best response at a social gathering (ex: "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO\!"). Refering to something "cool" as being "clit" does not work. . . because a vagina has to have a good face to go with it for a flash. girls are allowed to place "cock" in place of "tits" but the effect of a female refering to something as "cool" in the phrasing of her own gender's greatest attribute is next to nothing.

A: "man that party last night was fucking cool" B:"nah man, it was suckin' tits\!"

Author: Waynesburg College Is Where The Party Is http://tits.urbanup.com/1180456
156. (Tits) (34↑, 51↓)
The things on a womans chest that make her sooo intresting.

Eds been staring at her tits soo long its gonna take a week to wash the stare off of em\!

Author: mooseknuckles http://tits.urbanup.com/9449
157. (Tits) (11↑, 29↓)
Code for methylenedioxymethamphetamine(E, XTC, X, [Ecstasy], MDMA, MDA, eckies, M and Ms, tulips, white doves, Love drug, Dove, Love, and Adam.)

"Got any tits?" "Jane O.Ded on Tits"

158. (tits) (7↑, 26↓)
(interj.) An alternative to 'excuse me', used after belching or farting. This usage came about due to 'tits' being more enjoyable to say than 'excuse me' or 'pardon me', and has since come into common use in the Eastern Suburbs of Melbourne, Australia.

Person One (after farting): 'Tits\!' Person Two: 'You're excused.'

Author: Her Radicalness http://tits.urbanup.com/1417083
159. (tits) (4↑, 23↓)
less than "balls"; often used when describing the weather

It's tits cold out, man.

160. (tits) (2↑, 21↓)
Carpentry: A thing of beauty, or a job well done.

"This job has got to be tits\!" "Man, this is a totally tits-out foundation\!"

161. (tits) (8↑, 27↓)
another way to say cool or sweet.see[south park]

"dude, this game is fucking tits"

162. (Tits) (5↑, 24↓)
Really Coool

Man, i'm gonna buy something from that store, and it is gonna be TITS\!

163. (tits) (7↑, 27↓)
-adjective used to describe a noun - to be awesome, or in some other way, great or appealing. *NOTE: "the" is NEVER used in conjunction with the adjective "tits".

- that party was tits - i wanna get a new pair of jordans. they are tits.

Author: ChristopherO http://tits.urbanup.com/2041846
164. (tits) (12↑, 32↓)
either a) a variety of soft drinks found under the couch or b) a species of pickle that has been crossbred with a wild mountain shazwar.

1) the tits were found under the couch. 2) the tits garumphed over the candickery.

165. (Tits) (8↑, 29↓)
A word to express a feeling; To Express something sweet and or awesome that just happened. To judge something.

Dude that car is so tits man; Man that shit is so tits; Wow thats tits. Ect...

166. (Tits) (15↑, 36↓)
Something great, or good. Syn. [Pants]

Those pants are tits\!

167. (tits) (4↑, 26↓)
word used to in replacement of "cool" or "awesome" in an exclaimatory manner

ashii - some infomercials are so tits matt - oh i know it

Author: jim lastname http://tits.urbanup.com/1918434
168. (tits) (31↑, 54↓)
Two mounds on the chests of females that men falsely believe to give pleasure when stroked, sucked, etc.

"Do you like that baby?" "Uh... try aiming lower."

Author: your girlfriend http://tits.urbanup.com/613849
169. (Tits) (4↑, 30↓)
See [GAFYSITE]
170. (tits) (9↑, 37↓)
when something good happens

guy1- Dude I got a date with kate guy2- thats tits guy1- i've got cigars wanna smoke after school guy2- tits

Author: the rhyme spitta http://tits.urbanup.com/2039291
171. (tits) (22↑, 50↓)
a way to see how far a women got in college

bigger tits=better "education"

172. (Tits) (12↑, 43↓)
To be excepted, or great. Having importance.

That band is the tits.

173. (tits) (3↑, 59↓)
when somthing is completly ludicrious not fun, rediculous

This math score is tits

Author: terence (TCal) http://tits.urbanup.com/1510138
174. (Tits) (22↑, 119↓)
Breasts not big enough to be call breasts.

That skinny chick's got tiny tits.

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